Why I buy, collect, and LOVE trims:

• Trims have no cholesterol, fat, or calories.
• Trims are cheaper than a therapist.
• A meteor could strike the manufacturer, and I couldn’t get any more.
• It’s my way of supporting the economy during this recession.
• Trims are more calming than seeing a psychiatrist.
• Trims require no refrigeration or freezing, so I am helping the environment by cutting back on electricity.
• Closets full of stored trims act as insulation to keep you warmer in winter and cooler in summer.
• Trims don’t require cooking.
• Trims don’t need to fed, walked, wiped, read to, or sung to sleep. They also don’t require back rubs.
• Dust doesn’t collect under them when they are piled on the dining room table.
• Whoever dies with the most trim, wins.
• There may never be another sale.
• Someday I might use it.
• My cat made me do it.
• Trims are not illegal, fattening, or immoral.
• The price is too good to pass up.
• Counting the zigs and zags in a yard of rickrack is therapeutic.
• 200 reels of trim in the backseat of my car provide traction in snow.
• Trims don’t scratch or dent when attacked by small children.
• Cats can’t use them as scratching posts.

I hope my list will contribute to some smiles! Cheers, Flo

By Florence Dove Google