Humorous Reasons To Buy Fabric Trims


Why I buy, collect, and LOVE trims:

  • Trims have no cholesterol, fat, or calories. 
  • Trims are cheaper than a therapist. 
  • A meteor could strike the manufacturer, and I couldn’t get any more. 
  • It’s my way of supporting the economy during this recession. 
  • Trims are more calming than seeing a psychiatrist. 
  • Trims require no refrigeration or freezing, so I am helping the environment by cutting back on electricity. 
  • Closets full of stored trims act as insulation to keep you warmer in winter and cooler in summer. 
  • Trims don’t require cooking. 
  • Trims don’t need to fed, walked, wiped, read to, or sung to sleep. They also don’t require back rubs. 
  • Dust doesn’t collect under them when they are piled on the dining room table. 
  • Whoever dies with the most trim, wins. 
  • There may never be another sale. 
  • Someday I might use it. 
  • My cat made me do it. 
  • Trims are not illegal, fattening, or immoral. 
  • The price is too good to pass up. 
  • Counting the zigs and zags in a yard of rickrack is therapeutic. 
  • 200 reels of trim in the backseat of my car provide traction in snow. 
  • Trims don’t scratch or dent when attacked by small children. 
  • Cats can’t use them as scratching posts. 

I hope my list will contribute to some smiles! Cheers, Flo


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